1 00:00:08,425 --> 00:00:13,680 I am of the genie, a spirit created from a smokeless fire. 2 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:19,102 We were created on Thursday, the day after the angels were made. 3 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:31,031 If you can hear me speaking in your language, 4 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:32,490 that is because 5 00:00:33,074 --> 00:00:35,118 I am a genie. 6 00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:41,499 Genie, shut off the alarm. 7 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:46,087 With our supernatural strength and magical powers, 8 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:47,839 we genies grew arrogant. 9 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,843 We aspired to become the greatest of all beings. 10 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:54,387 But I had no interest in that. 11 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:57,515 Becoming greater than him. 12 00:00:57,599 --> 00:01:00,310 That would be such a hassle. 13 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:06,191 Even so, the angels were sent down 14 00:01:06,274 --> 00:01:08,985 with orders to decimate the haughty Genie. 15 00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:13,823 After 300 long years, the war finally ended. 16 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:18,620 And so did the lives of all genies, save a few, 17 00:01:18,703 --> 00:01:20,038 including my own. 18 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:24,167 I took refuge in a lamp. 19 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:27,545 Once the world was purified, 20 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:29,798 the very next day, Friday, 21 00:01:29,881 --> 00:01:32,467 he created a new species to replace us. 22 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:38,098 None other than you, humans, molded out of clay. 23 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:43,603 And then, he presented to us his first human, 24 00:01:43,686 --> 00:01:45,563 and commanded us to bow our heads. 25 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:49,734 All the angels and surviving genies bowed before his creation, 26 00:01:50,318 --> 00:01:53,071 but I refused. 27 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:00,495 Ah. 28 00:02:01,871 --> 00:02:02,705 APRIL 5TH FLYING OUT 29 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:05,834 I, created from ancient fire, 30 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:08,670 refused to bow my head 31 00:02:09,337 --> 00:02:10,880 to a mortal built from clay. 32 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:14,801 Enraged, he threw me from heaven. 33 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:20,306 I fell downwards to hell and made just one request. 34 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,601 I would accept my fate 35 00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:27,564 on the condition that I'd be given the task of corrupting humans 36 00:02:28,606 --> 00:02:30,692 and landing them in hell. 37 00:02:33,027 --> 00:02:38,700 I swore to show him once and for all how pathetic his beloved mortals were. 38 00:02:38,783 --> 00:02:41,161 He granted my request. 39 00:02:41,744 --> 00:02:43,746 Yet, there was a catch. 40 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,626 You got all that? 41 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:52,172 He said, "I shall approve your request." 42 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:53,923 "But if you happen to meet 43 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,676 even one pure human soul, 44 00:02:56,759 --> 00:02:59,387 you will fall to even greater depths of isolation and despair…" 45 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:03,016 -Why is it rambling like that? What now? -…than hell itself. 46 00:03:03,641 --> 00:03:07,145 Thus, the legend of the three wishes was born. 47 00:03:07,228 --> 00:03:09,647 That famous story you humans all know of. 48 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:15,445 I left hell, inhabiting vessels like lamps, rings, and jars. 49 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:23,536 Those who summoned me were granted three wishes. 50 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:26,998 Humans are lazy, selfish, arrogant. 51 00:03:27,081 --> 00:03:30,835 Never satisfied with their lot and eager to betray each other. 52 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:34,464 And so they corrupted themselves, while I was vindicated. 53 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:38,343 I saw the fall of mortals. 54 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,637 But you… 55 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,348 you, from that small land in the East, 56 00:03:43,431 --> 00:03:45,266 even as you drew your final breaths, 57 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:47,644 you spent your three wishes on others. 58 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:49,938 This cannot stand. 59 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:53,775 You little girl. Little girl molded from clay. 60 00:03:53,858 --> 00:03:55,902 You small, dying human. 61 00:03:57,153 --> 00:03:59,113 I shall observe your death. 62 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:02,450 I shall take up a handful of dirt, 63 00:04:02,533 --> 00:04:04,786 dirt made from your flesh and bones. 64 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:07,455 My lamp may be buried even deeper 65 00:04:07,538 --> 00:04:10,166 than the depths of darkness because of you. 66 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:13,962 But even so, I will not bow my head to one so lowly as you, 67 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:15,755 who was molded from clay. 68 00:04:15,838 --> 00:04:18,174 I shall remember your gaze. 69 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:20,969 I shall remember the smell of your clay. 70 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:23,888 If a new master should summon me 71 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:27,892 so that I am able to be of this world again, then… 72 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:32,605 I will search every corner until I find your soul. 73 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:35,942 I shall do whatever it takes to corrupt you, 74 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:37,986 and kill you. 75 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:39,821 Remember this, 76 00:04:40,488 --> 00:04:42,031 for I will seek you out. 77 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,409 My name… 78 00:04:47,036 --> 00:04:48,496 is Iblis. 79 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:51,559 GENIE, MAKE A WISH 80 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:56,272 Gogung set. Thank you. 81 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,523 Just a few minutes. 82 00:06:10,953 --> 00:06:13,706 I need you to stop. Stop doing this. 83 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,458 Every year, you come here. 84 00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:16,793 You think I didn't notice? 85 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:20,630 The same table on the same day, every year for ten years. 86 00:06:21,422 --> 00:06:22,882 Enough already. 87 00:06:22,965 --> 00:06:24,384 I've been aware of you. 88 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:25,718 Of course you're aware. 89 00:06:26,594 --> 00:06:30,014 After all, those bags of cash dropped off by my aunt these last ten years 90 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:32,141 have given her the chance to take pictures of me. 91 00:06:33,684 --> 00:06:34,602 Right, Mother? 92 00:06:40,316 --> 00:06:42,735 My sister says not to worry about money. 93 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:45,071 -Just look after of Ka-young. -Look after her? 94 00:06:45,696 --> 00:06:47,115 Am I to be her mother now? Is that it? 95 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:49,200 Just make sure she doesn't look for her real mother. 96 00:06:49,283 --> 00:06:51,744 For God's sake! That wretched bitch! 97 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:54,205 So her mother's dead. Is that it? 98 00:06:54,288 --> 00:06:55,998 What person does that? 99 00:06:56,707 --> 00:06:58,876 Good God! She's a little girl. 100 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:03,423 She just abandoned her baby girl for being difficult! 101 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:33,786 That's when Grandma started her chili garden. 102 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:36,289 Each year, it grew more and more, her chilies taking over… 103 00:07:36,372 --> 00:07:37,623 Just stop this. 104 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,542 Say what you mean. 105 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:42,253 -Don't be so mysterious about it. -Stop interrupting. 106 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:46,591 Your youngest daughter is speaking to you for the first time in 20 years. 107 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:57,101 Chilies. 108 00:07:57,185 --> 00:08:00,271 Grew, and grew, and grew unmanageable. 109 00:08:01,063 --> 00:08:01,939 Swarming. 110 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:05,109 How? How did you find us? 111 00:08:06,402 --> 00:08:07,528 Are you kidding? 112 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:10,072 You must be glad to get your ID. 113 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:12,533 Yeah, thrilled. 114 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:15,495 RESIDENT REGISTRATION CERTIFIED COPIES, EXTRACTIONS 115 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,830 One copy of my residence record, please. 116 00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:24,003 You're Ka-young. 117 00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:27,381 Why are you here? 118 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:28,966 I did some research. 119 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:32,595 My mother bought this building and gave it to you to manage for her. 120 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:34,388 Where have they gone? 121 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:38,351 My whole family, seeing as they're not dead? 122 00:08:49,403 --> 00:08:50,571 Gogung set. Thank you. 123 00:08:51,989 --> 00:08:53,282 Gogung set. Thank you. 124 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:55,368 Gogung set. Thank you. 125 00:08:56,744 --> 00:08:57,912 Gogung set. Thank you. 126 00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:06,879 What awful things do you do for your hand to-- 127 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:09,757 You know as well as I do why I left you. 128 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,342 I see the money I sent wasn't wasted. 129 00:09:11,425 --> 00:09:15,471 I paid for that. Full price too. Earned entirely on my own. 130 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:18,849 Your contributions were all given to charity. 131 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:22,186 These hands? 132 00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:27,316 You must not have bothered to even ask my aunt what I do for work. 133 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:31,320 My work involves cuts, scratches, burns. 134 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:32,405 Now you're wondering 135 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:35,157 if you have a murderer for a daughter. 136 00:09:39,453 --> 00:09:41,747 Grandma said we must always choose kindness. 137 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:45,668 I know that look. 138 00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:49,880 You're so afraid. 139 00:09:53,634 --> 00:09:55,678 You say you learned how to be kind? 140 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,722 How about fear? Do you feel that? 141 00:09:57,805 --> 00:09:59,849 You know I abandoned you because you can't. 142 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:02,393 You never even bothered to try to teach me! 143 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,274 The thing is, ma'am, 144 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,320 someone like Ka-young cannot be taught these things. 145 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:13,654 But why? 146 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:16,157 We have a duty to try, don't we? 147 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,492 I don't care what everyone says. 148 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:19,952 I must help her somehow. 149 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,705 Please, at least tell me about the class. 150 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:25,708 What did Ka-young do during with the frog dissection? 151 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,752 Did she not do it properly? 152 00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:29,795 No. She actually did it perfectly. 153 00:10:30,921 --> 00:10:34,592 Forgive me… why am I here, then? 154 00:10:34,675 --> 00:10:37,678 That class was over two months ago, in April. 155 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:40,556 All Ka-young wants to do is dissect frogs. 156 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,975 She's begged me every single day since. 157 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:46,604 She asks all the time why we don't do it more. 158 00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:48,689 It's all she wants to do now. 159 00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:05,456 Grandma! Grandma, that hurts! 160 00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:07,583 The frog is in pain too. 161 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,127 The frog can't even tell you how much it hurts! 162 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,629 Damn you! 163 00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:18,803 I can't breathe! Let go! 164 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:21,055 Grandma can't breathe either. 165 00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:23,265 Let me go! 166 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,935 I'll kill you, Grandma! I'm gonna kill you! 167 00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:27,728 Let me go, okay? 168 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,855 If you let me go, I'll let you go. 169 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:46,831 Grandma, that hurts! 170 00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:49,041 I'll kill you! I'll kill you! 171 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:55,172 If you hug someone, I will hug you too. 172 00:11:56,674 --> 00:12:00,010 But if you cut someone, then I will cut you too. 173 00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:02,638 And if you kill someone, 174 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:05,808 I will kill you too. 175 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:10,062 These are our rules, Ka-young. Got it? 176 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:13,357 It hurts! Let me go! 177 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:15,109 Remember the pain. 178 00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:17,111 The pain will help you learn. 179 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,822 You must memorize it. 180 00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:22,199 Ka-young. 181 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,453 Memorize my face, okay? 182 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:26,620 This is sorrow. 183 00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:28,748 When I'm like this, 184 00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:32,793 when I have this look, it means that 185 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:33,961 you'll die, 186 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,047 and I die along with you. Understand? 187 00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:44,722 I forgot it! 188 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:48,809 I forgot the face! Do it again! 189 00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:26,096 I'm better now. I'm not sad. 190 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,808 This face is hopeful. 191 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,018 A hopeful face. 192 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:38,067 So after that, 193 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:40,861 I never hurt anything. I had rules. 194 00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:42,822 But, you know, 195 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,950 life after that stopped being fun. 196 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,660 I'm so bored, Mom. 197 00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:49,119 So what are you saying-- 198 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,704 Don't interrupt me. Got it? 199 00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:54,667 I dramas, they cry. 200 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:57,628 Those soap operas, they just sob their eyes out. 201 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,840 I've always wondered, would Mom cry? 202 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:03,509 I suppose I was… curious. 203 00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:06,887 Alas, neither of us is crying. 204 00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:10,307 Grandma sometimes cries in secret. 205 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,059 I assume that… 206 00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:13,185 it's because of me. 207 00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:15,312 It would make sense. 208 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:18,774 But if Grandma ever cries again because of you… 209 00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:23,445 then I will wrap my hands around your neck. 210 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:27,783 Until you can't make any expression at all. 211 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:28,701 Until the end. 212 00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:35,916 I came to tell you this in case you finally talk to me. 213 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,501 Now that you have… 214 00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:40,462 I won't return. 215 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,009 Farewell, Mom. 216 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,222 THIS IS DUBI-DUBAI TOURS PLEASE BRING AN EXTRA LAYER 217 00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:41,398 Yeah! 218 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:46,862 Oh, my goodness! It's so amazing! 219 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,030 Say "Dubai!" 220 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,365 Dubai! 221 00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:52,993 Dubai! 222 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:54,995 Dubai! 223 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,540 Do you see that dust cloud there? 224 00:15:58,624 --> 00:15:59,792 In Arabic culture, 225 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:04,213 they refer to that phenomenon as the "waltzing genie." 226 00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,923 No way. The Genie? 227 00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:07,633 You mean like a lamp genie? 228 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,093 Wow, incredible! 229 00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:11,929 All right, everyone. It looks like a sandstorm could form soon. 230 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:13,847 Are you all set to continue onwards? 231 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,849 You forgot we're Korean! 232 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:19,019 Right, masks on, everyone. Let's go! 233 00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:21,313 We still have about an hour, 234 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,399 -so feel free to keep taking photos. -Whoo-hoo! 235 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,317 -Okay. -A waltz is a duo. 236 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:28,195 That cloud is all alone. Ridiculous. 237 00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:30,322 Oh, you're right. That's really strange. 238 00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,282 Wow, you're right! 239 00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:35,661 My goodness, dear. You're hilarious! 240 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,664 Gosh. Honestly. So-- 241 00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:40,416 Which resort are you staying at? 242 00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,502 Whoa! Look at the genie! 243 00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:45,504 Mom. Mom, wait for me. 244 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,632 Waltz! Waltz! 245 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,321 How's the desert? 246 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:15,534 CHOI MIN-JI 247 00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:18,370 Vast, hot, and windy. 248 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,290 Perfect for burying a family of four. 249 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,792 Stop that! Ticktock, ticktock, ticktock 250 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:57,284 Why are you in my way? 251 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,954 You abandoned your daughter. 252 00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:05,459 What pain did I cause you? Your damn face of fear! 253 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:09,129 You didn't even pretend. Rubbing your amazing skin in my face! 254 00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,298 Your life was so… 255 00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,218 easy. 256 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,846 That Gogung meal isn't even good. 257 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,973 And you overcharge! 258 00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:36,365 Huh? 259 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,701 How'd that lamp get back here? 260 00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:44,164 Who did that? 261 00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:46,625 Show yourself, you coward! 262 00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:58,137 Hmm. 263 00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,558 Whoa! Why are we shaking? 264 00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:04,726 What's going on? 265 00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:06,937 What's all this noise? 266 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,149 Ejllael! Stop that! 267 00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:26,456 Whoa! Now that's what I call the waltz! 268 00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:30,210 Wow, amazing. It's incredible! 269 00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:11,835 One move and I kill you. 270 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:17,966 Your hair… 271 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,678 Who are you? You followed me? 272 00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,230 I said don't move. 273 00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:34,858 That smell, 274 00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:37,152 it's the clay. 275 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,278 The same one. 276 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,072 It's you… 277 00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:42,783 all those years ago. 278 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,120 It's been almost a millennium. 279 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,541 Yikes, I almost got stabbed. 280 00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:01,134 Huh? 281 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:03,011 Who is this moron? 282 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,847 WHO IS THIS MORON? "Who is this moron?" 283 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:10,602 I am an ancient spirit. Older than time. 284 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:13,897 All right. Listen, young girl. 285 00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:16,566 My name… 286 00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:17,943 is Iblis. 287 00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:20,737 I was created from smokeless… 288 00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:23,532 Did you have to shake the lamp that hard? 289 00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:29,955 People know me as… 290 00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:31,456 as… 291 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,669 You shook it too much. 292 00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:39,965 Hey, wait. 293 00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:42,342 My lamp. 294 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,469 I told you to wait. I know you're her. 295 00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:47,806 I am the Genie! 296 00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:52,144 The spirit of the lamp, the Genie, you know! 297 00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:08,910 This is its real length, but I usually wear it nice and short like earlier. 298 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,498 Okay. 299 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,501 This is… 300 00:22:17,252 --> 00:22:18,337 unexpected. 301 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:19,671 How'd you get in here? 302 00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:22,215 Well, I did say quite loudly earlier. 303 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:24,134 I am the Genie of the lamp. 304 00:22:28,805 --> 00:22:32,184 I can go anywhere I desire, "Ki Ka-young." 305 00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:35,562 You speak my language but you butcher my name? 306 00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:39,441 It appears you don't yet grasp what's happening. 307 00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:40,609 So listen carefully. 308 00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:43,612 I never listen to anyone. I only listen to my grandmother. 309 00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:45,447 Then consider me your grandmother of the lamp. 310 00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:48,075 Just by being here, I'm going against her. So screw off! 311 00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:50,535 That's the opposite of what you just said. 312 00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:53,205 983 years ago, remember? 313 00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:55,540 Do you not remember at all? 314 00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:57,250 You forgot already? 315 00:22:57,334 --> 00:23:00,003 Well, 983 years ago… 316 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:02,422 Goryeo dynasty? 317 00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:04,633 Choi Soo-jong was playing the army general, 318 00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:07,010 was going on about some king or another… 319 00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,221 …before the whole thing fell. You realize I wasn't there! 320 00:23:09,304 --> 00:23:10,764 You sure we go that far back? 321 00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:13,600 Yes, we go that far back! Look how long my hair has grown. 322 00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:16,520 Wow. It takes time, you know. 323 00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:17,646 Sure. 324 00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:20,565 You're telling me, during all that time, your hair grew, 325 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,984 but your beard didn't? 326 00:23:25,695 --> 00:23:27,072 Of course… 327 00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:31,076 I can see why you ask that, but… 328 00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:34,454 Well, I'm very self-conscious and I like to change the subject. 329 00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:35,580 So just cooperate. 330 00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:38,834 You know how bad it was living in that lamp for 983 years? 331 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:39,751 I'll cooperate. 332 00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:42,212 Just how bad was it? 333 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:46,174 It took away my dignity. 334 00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:51,430 Goryeo. Goryeo. Where's Goryeo? 335 00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:54,724 Once I get out, I'll obliterate it! 336 00:23:54,808 --> 00:23:57,686 The thing is, Master, the land called "Goryeo" 337 00:23:57,769 --> 00:24:04,192 no longer exists as it was overthrown by someone called "Yi Seong-gye." 338 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:07,487 They also believe in the cycle of death and rebirth. 339 00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:10,740 Something "carnage," was it? 340 00:24:11,908 --> 00:24:13,285 Reincarnation. 341 00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,122 There is reincarnation. 342 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:21,251 Sade, you need to go to that country this instant. 343 00:24:22,252 --> 00:24:23,587 Search it. 344 00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:26,006 Don't stop until you've scoured every corner. 345 00:24:27,924 --> 00:24:30,135 See if that girl lives again. 346 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:51,948 Oh. Excuse me. Uh… 347 00:24:55,076 --> 00:24:56,828 Oh, excuse me. 348 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:00,790 Oh. Oh. Ah. 349 00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:03,043 -Uh, have you… -Hmm? 350 00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:05,003 Have you seen a woman like this? 351 00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:09,257 I'm not sure. I don't think I've seen her around these parts. 352 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:26,066 Even after 600 years had passed, I upheld my dignity. 353 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:27,609 Though… 354 00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:28,527 F U 355 00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:30,278 …the lamp took a bit of a beating. 356 00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,661 Being here is getting old. 357 00:25:38,286 --> 00:25:41,748 Why do I only get one piece of furniture? I can't even lie down on it. 358 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:44,334 I know you're listening! 359 00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:47,254 Hello? 360 00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:48,296 F U 361 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,381 Huh? 362 00:25:50,173 --> 00:25:51,883 F U 363 00:25:58,265 --> 00:25:59,099 That girl. 364 00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:02,811 I'm coming for you, lump of clay! 365 00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:07,774 Something called an automobile has been invented, Master! 366 00:26:07,857 --> 00:26:11,403 They're big things with wheels that roll around on their own. 367 00:26:11,486 --> 00:26:15,115 I'm telling you so you're not alarmed or act too old-fashioned when you're out. 368 00:26:15,198 --> 00:26:16,866 Sade would come by from time to time 369 00:26:16,950 --> 00:26:18,743 to let me know how the world had changed. 370 00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:21,580 Oh, also, when I visited the East, 371 00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:24,541 I took on a new local body and face, 372 00:26:24,624 --> 00:26:27,043 and it's my favorite one. 373 00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:28,753 It's got perks, like, 374 00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:32,882 my lady of the household keeps giving me food. 375 00:26:34,217 --> 00:26:36,970 Then, at year 800, 376 00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:40,098 I was becoming frustrated, you know. 377 00:26:41,182 --> 00:26:43,101 I had sent so many humans to hell. 378 00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:47,230 And out of all those humans, only one had a pure soul. 379 00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:48,898 So why was I getting the blame? 380 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:50,942 Am I right? Huh? 381 00:26:51,901 --> 00:26:55,989 It's strange. I was actually missing you so much. 382 00:26:56,072 --> 00:26:59,117 I yearned for your reincarnation, hoping… 383 00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:03,496 that you yearned to meet a spirit like me as well. 384 00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:06,291 I dreamt of so many ways to ruin you 385 00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:08,960 and so many ways to cause you pain. 386 00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:10,462 And then, 387 00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:12,631 when the 900th year grew near, I prayed. 388 00:27:13,423 --> 00:27:14,507 I called out. 389 00:27:15,216 --> 00:27:17,844 Please give me one more… 390 00:27:21,681 --> 00:27:22,515 Hey. 391 00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:27,062 You're sleeping before a genie? Wait, when did you stop listening? 392 00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:29,147 Did you make it to the 600th year? 393 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,108 Do I have to start over? 394 00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:34,736 Seriously? 395 00:27:58,718 --> 00:28:00,512 What the hell does that say? 396 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:03,640 It says you shouldn't shake it, 397 00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:05,975 or an ill-tempered genie might get angry. 398 00:28:08,436 --> 00:28:11,189 But you were actually decent at first. Even alluring. 399 00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:13,316 I really appreciate that. 400 00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:16,611 -So you were listening. -Only because it finally got interesting. 401 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:17,654 Hmm? 402 00:28:20,156 --> 00:28:21,950 I mean, less boring in general. 403 00:28:23,451 --> 00:28:26,287 So after you prayed, then what? He responded? 404 00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:28,957 Oh, yes. 405 00:28:37,507 --> 00:28:39,467 Dear Iblis, 406 00:28:40,635 --> 00:28:43,096 I shall fulfill your requests. 407 00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:51,396 Yet, should the day come when you prostrate to my creations again, 408 00:28:53,064 --> 00:28:56,276 you will be beheaded. 409 00:28:58,361 --> 00:28:59,404 What did you pray for? 410 00:29:00,196 --> 00:29:01,656 "Please, give me one more." 411 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:02,782 "One more…" 412 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:05,910 Chance. 413 00:29:08,037 --> 00:29:09,038 Please… 414 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:14,002 I beg you. One more chance. 415 00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:17,422 If a creation of yours summons me 416 00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:20,133 and becomes my new master, 417 00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:24,179 if they are a truly righteous human, 418 00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:27,015 I will banish myself to hell forevermore. 419 00:29:30,059 --> 00:29:33,229 But if I am able to corrupt them… 420 00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:39,944 then I will be freed! 421 00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:44,157 I ask you, then, grant me the freedom to move as I wish between heaven and hell. 422 00:29:45,825 --> 00:29:48,369 Sure. Things wouldn't be that different, 423 00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:50,705 but it's in the details. Yeah? 424 00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:52,999 Yeah? 425 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:05,386 And at long last… 426 00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:08,556 …a new master appeared. 427 00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:14,062 But after all that, it's you again? 428 00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:16,731 I thought it'd be good. 429 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,733 But you haven't exactly been playing fair. 430 00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:19,859 Not fair how? 431 00:30:19,943 --> 00:30:22,278 Well, you clearly do not fear or respect me. 432 00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:24,781 But you are just a human. 433 00:30:24,864 --> 00:30:26,616 This time, I shall prove him wrong. 434 00:30:26,699 --> 00:30:28,701 I'll show how corruptible humans are. 435 00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:31,621 How terrible his creation really is. 436 00:30:31,704 --> 00:30:32,539 Ha! 437 00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:34,249 Huh? 438 00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:36,292 Why are you bothering me with all this nonsense? 439 00:30:36,376 --> 00:30:38,044 -I'm eating. -Hmm? 440 00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:42,507 -Hmm? -So, what do you want from me? 441 00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:43,508 Oh. 442 00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:46,719 Have we not discussed that yet? 443 00:30:48,054 --> 00:30:50,139 Oh, that's right. 444 00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:53,184 I want all your wishes. 445 00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:55,520 Not one, not two, but all three. 446 00:30:56,187 --> 00:30:57,063 Few ground rules. 447 00:30:58,147 --> 00:30:59,482 No bringing back the dead. 448 00:31:00,149 --> 00:31:01,860 No traveling to the future. 449 00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:04,404 Otherwise, anything you want, 450 00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:06,739 your wish… 451 00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:09,450 is my command. 452 00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:16,833 Your look is alluring… 453 00:31:17,458 --> 00:31:18,293 to tempt me. 454 00:31:18,918 --> 00:31:22,463 That's right. Any sin you desire. 455 00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:23,965 You're evil. 456 00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:26,259 Huh? It's that obvious? 457 00:31:28,177 --> 00:31:29,679 You're right, I suppose. 458 00:31:30,471 --> 00:31:32,891 -I've been evil since before Christ. -We're done. 459 00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:35,435 Or my first wish will be for you to die. 460 00:31:35,518 --> 00:31:36,978 Hey, hey. 461 00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:39,439 It's strange that you were born like this. 462 00:31:39,522 --> 00:31:42,400 Was that version of you all those years ago just pulling my leg? 463 00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:45,111 Or were you not actually virtuous, just inarticulate? 464 00:31:48,781 --> 00:31:49,782 I was virtuous? 465 00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:53,244 Me? 466 00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:58,374 Master! The girl was finally reincarnated! 467 00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:04,797 But a war broke out and she died valiantly fighting alongside a certain admiral! 468 00:32:05,673 --> 00:32:08,635 Well, it was Yi Sun-sin! 469 00:32:08,718 --> 00:32:11,930 I have located the girl once more! 470 00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:13,973 But she has already died! 471 00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:17,143 This time, she was helping another soul again. 472 00:32:17,226 --> 00:32:20,146 Ah, it was Ahn Jung-geun! 473 00:32:21,147 --> 00:32:23,274 You were selfless and noble for three of your lives, 474 00:32:23,358 --> 00:32:25,068 but I guess this one is different. 475 00:32:25,151 --> 00:32:27,278 Given how much you like brandishing knifes. 476 00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:29,781 It's actually great. 477 00:32:29,864 --> 00:32:32,909 Yes, let's corrupt you properly this time. 478 00:32:32,992 --> 00:32:36,287 Now, at its core, corruption requires pleasure. Hmm. 479 00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:41,209 Master, I shall bestow the greatest pleasures upon you today. 480 00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:43,086 Bring me a camel! 481 00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:44,879 I've called an Uber. 482 00:32:46,422 --> 00:32:48,591 Hmm? What is an "Uber"? 483 00:32:48,675 --> 00:32:50,802 We don't ride camels now, only Ubers. 484 00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:53,846 Right. And an Uber is? 485 00:32:55,932 --> 00:32:57,266 And why should I tell you? 486 00:32:57,350 --> 00:32:59,519 Stop talking in circles. 487 00:33:01,938 --> 00:33:04,357 Actually… 488 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,693 I admire your propensity for rudeness. 489 00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:09,821 Uber? Right, it's been almost a millennium. 490 00:33:09,904 --> 00:33:11,572 The world has surely evolved quite a bit. 491 00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:15,076 So it's obvious that I would be a smitch confused. 492 00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:16,661 I shall remain calm. 493 00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:23,876 Damn that Sade! 494 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:27,755 My servant didn't say there were two-wheeled things as well as four! 495 00:33:28,506 --> 00:33:30,383 Whoopsie. 496 00:33:30,466 --> 00:33:31,342 Huh? 497 00:33:39,559 --> 00:33:42,061 Uh-- 498 00:33:44,897 --> 00:33:47,316 What is that? 499 00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:49,861 It's making an evil sound. 500 00:33:50,486 --> 00:33:52,071 Ugh. 501 00:33:54,949 --> 00:33:56,117 Grandma, I'm fine. 502 00:33:56,826 --> 00:33:59,495 Right now? Just sightseeing. 503 00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:01,622 All right. Good. 504 00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:03,499 You're taking your medication? 505 00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:05,877 All right, all right. 506 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,087 ADMISSION TO NATIONAL UNIVERSITY OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY 507 00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:09,297 Don't eat too many cold foods. 508 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:12,050 And watch out for any men who speak out of line. 509 00:34:12,133 --> 00:34:14,761 And forget any men who call you beautiful. 510 00:34:14,844 --> 00:34:18,723 If any men won't let you in peace, you just let me handle it. All right? 511 00:34:18,806 --> 00:34:20,224 She says to put you on. 512 00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:21,976 Put what on? A new face? 513 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,562 But this face is designed to be attracted to anyone 514 00:34:24,645 --> 00:34:26,856 -for the next thousand years. -I'm-- I'm not understanding. 515 00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:28,608 Was that a man with her? 516 00:34:29,609 --> 00:34:30,985 Who's speaking? 517 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:33,279 Ka-young? Hel-- 518 00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:35,615 Um, hello? 519 00:34:35,698 --> 00:34:38,618 The reason I haven't killed anyone was because of my grandma's rule. 520 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:43,456 I dealt with the urge in other ways. Nothing beats fatigue. 521 00:34:43,539 --> 00:34:44,373 Uh, beating? 522 00:34:45,374 --> 00:34:46,292 Oh, wait. Oh… 523 00:34:48,961 --> 00:34:51,547 -Nothing beats fatigue. Got it. -Yeah. 524 00:34:51,631 --> 00:34:54,634 Every day from when I was eight until I went to college, my grandma and I 525 00:34:54,717 --> 00:34:57,553 would plant sesame, harvest sesame, plant chilies, harvest chilies. 526 00:34:57,637 --> 00:34:58,679 A FAMILY-ORIENTED PSYCHOPATH 527 00:35:00,807 --> 00:35:03,893 I was so spent. I also had to study and excel in school. 528 00:35:06,395 --> 00:35:09,148 I was so exploited for labor that I just wanted to… 529 00:35:09,732 --> 00:35:11,859 …murder something. 530 00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:15,363 -And, well, then it'd be morning. -Oh. Oh. 531 00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:17,281 HIGH-FUNCTIONING PSYCHOPATH SETTING A GOOD EXAMPLE 532 00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:18,908 Mm. Hmm. Huh. I see. 533 00:35:18,991 --> 00:35:21,953 Ooh, I'm getting chills. You're so funny, ma'am. 534 00:35:22,036 --> 00:35:22,912 NO, IT'S NOT FUNNY 535 00:35:22,995 --> 00:35:24,330 -Don't call me that. -Uh-huh. 536 00:35:24,413 --> 00:35:25,540 THEN WHAT'S WITH THE ATTITUDE? 537 00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:28,084 -So you're a country guy now? -Yes. 538 00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:29,752 -Got a car? -Yes… 539 00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:34,298 If you need service on it, I give new customers discounts. 540 00:35:36,259 --> 00:35:38,052 Ma'am-- Oh, no. Uh, Ka-young? 541 00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:42,098 Um, you're just so scary and still funny. 542 00:35:42,181 --> 00:35:45,309 By the way, I'm just so curious. 543 00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:48,437 Do psychopaths really not know what love is? 544 00:35:48,521 --> 00:35:51,232 Like, being willing to sacrifice yourself for another? 545 00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:52,608 I think I could kill… 546 00:35:53,734 --> 00:35:55,069 for another person. 547 00:35:56,195 --> 00:35:57,655 Does that count as love? 548 00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:02,618 Wow. 549 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:06,998 VIDEO UPLOADING 550 00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:13,087 Oh, wow. My goodness! 551 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:15,840 Mom, I wanna buy everything here. 552 00:36:15,923 --> 00:36:16,924 Right? 553 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:18,885 Oh, wow. My goodness. 554 00:36:18,968 --> 00:36:21,596 Tour guide, I want to buy everything here. Oh! 555 00:36:21,679 --> 00:36:24,307 Oh? What? Why are you telling me that? 556 00:36:24,390 --> 00:36:26,350 Do it. Your three wishes. 557 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:28,269 Make them immediately. Do it right now. 558 00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:30,104 Get lost. Find yourself a barber. 559 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:31,147 Do you wish it? 560 00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:33,816 Want to get sliced in half again? 561 00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:40,531 Why would you say that? What does that mean? 562 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:50,041 Those lamps. Oh, my goodness! 563 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,045 Oh, my goodness-uh. 564 00:36:57,673 --> 00:36:58,507 CHOI MIN-JI 565 00:36:58,591 --> 00:37:01,928 You know gifts after a trip overseas are mandatory, right? 566 00:37:02,845 --> 00:37:04,597 What do most people buy in Dubai? 567 00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:07,767 -Well, Chanel, of course. -Right. 568 00:37:08,517 --> 00:37:09,685 I'll buy them that. 569 00:37:10,519 --> 00:37:12,230 I suppose there's a mall around? 570 00:37:13,564 --> 00:37:16,692 Ah. I was just making a joke. 571 00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:20,905 I was also making a joke. Heh. 572 00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:25,409 Ah. You were, weren't you? 573 00:37:26,035 --> 00:37:27,954 That was very funny. 574 00:37:28,037 --> 00:37:30,331 No, the souvenirs are here, these lamps. 575 00:37:30,414 --> 00:37:34,085 Goodness. Do you think that a genie will show up if I rub it? 576 00:37:34,168 --> 00:37:36,045 Do it. Your three wishes. 577 00:37:36,128 --> 00:37:38,256 Make them all. Do it immediately. 578 00:37:38,339 --> 00:37:40,132 I told you to get lost. 579 00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:43,928 You chose the wrong person. I have rules and routines. 580 00:37:44,011 --> 00:37:45,221 They keep my life going. 581 00:37:46,055 --> 00:37:48,975 So I don't need things like silly wishes. 582 00:37:49,892 --> 00:37:51,143 Excuse me. 583 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:54,146 Who is it you're talking to? 584 00:37:56,607 --> 00:37:57,733 The Genie. 585 00:37:57,817 --> 00:37:59,986 This bastard hasn't shut up since yesterday. 586 00:38:07,910 --> 00:38:10,288 What in the world? She's so strange. 587 00:38:12,498 --> 00:38:17,044 Oh. I'm only visible to you. One of my magical quirks. 588 00:38:18,462 --> 00:38:19,630 Oh, you asshole. 589 00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:21,882 You son of a bitch that can't even grow a beard. 590 00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:23,551 You and your stupidly long hair. 591 00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:26,512 Why can't you pester someone else? I told you to piss off! 592 00:38:26,595 --> 00:38:29,307 Why the fuck can't anyone else see you? I look crazy! 593 00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:32,476 Well, you're corrupt already. 594 00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:35,021 Amazingly corrupt. 595 00:38:35,104 --> 00:38:36,939 All right. That means we're almost there. 596 00:38:37,023 --> 00:38:38,190 Hmm? 597 00:38:55,916 --> 00:38:57,251 Hi. How are you? 598 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:58,753 Ooh, that's salty. 599 00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:01,630 Wow. 600 00:39:11,849 --> 00:39:15,102 One dirham. One dirham. 601 00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:17,271 One dirham. 602 00:39:17,980 --> 00:39:18,981 One dirham. 603 00:39:20,232 --> 00:39:21,359 One dirham. 604 00:39:22,276 --> 00:39:25,112 -One dirham? Just one? -Yes. One dirham. 605 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:26,697 One dirham. Yeah. 606 00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:39,418 This is insanity. 607 00:39:39,502 --> 00:39:41,128 Just try and throw me out again. 608 00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:44,840 I can't leave your side. We're tied together. 609 00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:50,513 Maybe I could swap you out. 610 00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:54,433 -Are you the only genie? -No. 611 00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:56,602 But I'm the most famous genie. 612 00:39:56,685 --> 00:39:58,813 What do you have planned? 613 00:40:30,386 --> 00:40:32,972 What? Do all genies look the same? 614 00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:38,310 Are you familiar with a genie with long hair? 615 00:40:38,394 --> 00:40:39,603 Yes, I am. 616 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:43,566 I can just tell you're looking for a way to defeat or eliminate him. 617 00:40:43,649 --> 00:40:46,777 And you are perhaps thinking of fighting magic with magic? 618 00:40:46,861 --> 00:40:50,406 I've never thought of that. A very refreshing approach. 619 00:40:50,489 --> 00:40:54,493 But this spirit, he's the only genie in this world who grants wishes. 620 00:40:56,662 --> 00:40:58,372 If you've seen him, you'd know. 621 00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:01,876 There's no space he can't inhabit, and he's perfect from head to toe. 622 00:41:01,959 --> 00:41:03,836 The walking epitome of dignity. 623 00:41:03,919 --> 00:41:06,380 Weaknesses? Drawbacks? What even are they? 624 00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:07,965 But getting rid of him is easy. 625 00:41:08,048 --> 00:41:08,883 He will leave 626 00:41:09,758 --> 00:41:11,969 once your wishes have been made. 627 00:41:12,052 --> 00:41:13,721 -On your left. -Hmm? 628 00:41:16,098 --> 00:41:17,391 Stop tricking me. 629 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:19,810 That was pretty painful. 630 00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:22,396 You've been anything but fair and righteous and dignified yourself. 631 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,939 You rubbed every lamp you could find. 632 00:41:24,023 --> 00:41:26,358 That's from The Art of War. Fantastic. 633 00:41:26,442 --> 00:41:27,276 Hmm. 634 00:41:29,236 --> 00:41:32,156 If you lose the upper hand, just change the subject. 635 00:41:33,532 --> 00:41:35,618 You pinned your hair. It's pretty. 636 00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:39,038 I have far too much of it to carry around. 637 00:41:39,121 --> 00:41:40,706 But it's obvious that you're lying. 638 00:41:41,373 --> 00:41:44,919 If the conversation gets awkward, just make it even more awkward. 639 00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:50,132 A distraction from your sad facial hair. How is it you know my language? 640 00:41:50,216 --> 00:41:51,175 Hmm? 641 00:41:53,928 --> 00:41:57,806 Oh, I'm not speaking in your language, I'm speaking in Arabic. 642 00:41:57,890 --> 00:41:59,225 Being a Genie means 643 00:41:59,308 --> 00:42:02,269 it always sounds like I'm speaking the local tongue. 644 00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,563 -So speak in Arabic. -What? 645 00:42:04,647 --> 00:42:06,941 Well, you're not Arabic. It's impossible. 646 00:42:07,024 --> 00:42:09,026 Well, I'm not a person either. 647 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:12,905 How much is this? Where is the toilet? 648 00:42:12,988 --> 00:42:15,282 No cilantro, please. 649 00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:17,034 -Good? -Terrible Arabic. 650 00:42:17,117 --> 00:42:18,202 Native speaker. 651 00:42:18,285 --> 00:42:20,371 Who would benefit from beginner lessons. 652 00:42:20,454 --> 00:42:21,497 That's subjective. 653 00:42:21,580 --> 00:42:23,332 Have you always been so aggressive? 654 00:42:23,415 --> 00:42:25,292 If so, that's pretty good news. 655 00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:27,878 Grandma healthy? Not one single wish to make? 656 00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:28,879 Do you remember nothing? 657 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,341 -I see you give as well as you take. -Hmm. 658 00:42:32,424 --> 00:42:34,134 Enough. Can you fly? 659 00:42:34,802 --> 00:42:36,804 Movies with spirits, vampires, 660 00:42:36,887 --> 00:42:38,847 they all just fly off, all the way… 661 00:43:26,895 --> 00:43:30,274 Move out of the way, crazy! Are you trying to get killed? 662 00:43:30,357 --> 00:43:32,234 He's saying he likes us. 663 00:44:04,558 --> 00:44:05,559 "Can I fly?" 664 00:44:06,602 --> 00:44:09,605 Did that answer it? What was it you said? Vampire? 665 00:44:11,940 --> 00:44:12,900 Wow. 666 00:44:13,776 --> 00:44:14,610 Wow. 667 00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:18,822 Wow. 668 00:44:19,573 --> 00:44:21,408 You really are a genie. 669 00:44:22,951 --> 00:44:24,912 Allow me to scream now from sheer joy. 670 00:44:25,788 --> 00:44:27,915 I'm familiar with that reaction. 671 00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:29,833 Okay! 672 00:44:54,566 --> 00:44:56,360 Wait, what's that look? 673 00:44:58,278 --> 00:45:00,114 I've never seen that expression. 674 00:45:01,156 --> 00:45:02,491 This is real happiness. 675 00:45:03,575 --> 00:45:04,618 Happiness? 676 00:45:05,244 --> 00:45:06,286 Hmm… 677 00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:08,831 -Does that mean you have a wish? -No. 678 00:45:10,624 --> 00:45:12,042 I finally have a chance. 679 00:45:12,835 --> 00:45:14,336 The perfect location. 680 00:45:15,629 --> 00:45:17,214 The perfect target. 681 00:45:20,050 --> 00:45:22,761 If you fall this high up, which bone would crack first? 682 00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:24,388 Hmm? 683 00:45:25,013 --> 00:45:26,432 Don't tell my grandma, okay? 684 00:45:27,015 --> 00:45:27,850 Huh? 685 00:45:35,899 --> 00:45:42,072 Who even is your grandmother? 686 00:45:44,324 --> 00:45:46,493 Hmm? That was pretty quick. 687 00:45:54,501 --> 00:45:56,837 Unexpected. You startled me. 688 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,255 You startled me. 689 00:45:59,715 --> 00:46:02,092 Most would be alarmed after they've killed someone, 690 00:46:02,176 --> 00:46:03,510 but you're only just alarmed now. 691 00:46:05,846 --> 00:46:08,724 I should have slowed down. Don't you think? 692 00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:12,394 Your arm broke first? Not your skull? 693 00:46:14,646 --> 00:46:16,273 Depends on the rotations. 694 00:46:17,274 --> 00:46:20,319 Also if it's a straight drop or if you hit the side of the building. 695 00:46:21,153 --> 00:46:23,864 I hit the building, so I flew back a little sooner. 696 00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:28,285 My skull was indeed broken, but I repaired myself on my way back up. 697 00:46:28,368 --> 00:46:29,536 Uh-huh? 698 00:46:33,415 --> 00:46:34,541 I know that look. 699 00:46:37,544 --> 00:46:38,504 Real… 700 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:40,798 rage. 701 00:46:43,050 --> 00:46:44,176 If you know this look, 702 00:46:44,259 --> 00:46:47,054 then you shouldn't have done that, Master. 703 00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:05,155 I accept… punishment. 704 00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:06,615 So… 705 00:47:07,366 --> 00:47:10,410 make sure we are punished right. 706 00:47:11,036 --> 00:47:12,538 You and me. 707 00:47:15,707 --> 00:47:17,084 I hoped you'd be different. 708 00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:19,920 Never thought you'd be this different. 709 00:47:21,547 --> 00:47:22,548 What even are you? 710 00:47:24,591 --> 00:47:25,592 Beg. 711 00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:27,177 Ask for your life. 712 00:47:28,929 --> 00:47:30,806 Tell me it's your first wish. 713 00:47:32,266 --> 00:47:34,268 Make it. 714 00:47:34,351 --> 00:47:35,894 None of my wishes 715 00:47:36,979 --> 00:47:39,773 won't benefit in any way, I see that now. 716 00:47:42,109 --> 00:47:43,110 Clever. 717 00:47:43,986 --> 00:47:44,820 That's right. 718 00:47:44,903 --> 00:47:48,198 Once your three wishes are made and I am no longer imprisoned, 719 00:47:48,282 --> 00:47:49,700 I will destroy you. 720 00:47:54,371 --> 00:47:55,414 If that's your plan, 721 00:47:56,164 --> 00:47:57,791 then forget the wishes. 722 00:47:58,458 --> 00:48:00,502 Just throw me off right now. 723 00:48:02,629 --> 00:48:05,382 I'm… 724 00:48:05,465 --> 00:48:08,385 having such fun!